I hold no grudge against sobriety but have some fond memories of the recent bender. The best one had to be a pick-up line I offered to a rather suggestive glance when I stepped in between two girls to get to the bar. I don't remember it but both the bar back and the bartender had a good laugh at me the next morning when I stumbled back in for and eye opener. Apparently my answer to whatever she said while leaning across the bar was "I'm sorry, I'm not single, I'm a bum."
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